The Distinct "Hoods" of DC - I live in "Laptopia"

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AS you most know, American cities are diverse with people, places, and things. I love the city because you can walk to anything and you can do pretty much anything you can dream of  in any given day. You want Sushi? - No Problem. You want to Go to an Art Gallery? - Sure, why not? You want to sit on the Roof Terrace of the "W" Hotel and gaze at the snipers on the roof of the White House as well as the Washington Monument and Ellipse - yeh, you can do that too...

So anyways, here are the Major DC Neighborhoods:

1. C-SPANistan

   Capitol Hill, Lincoln Park, Stanton Park, Rosedale

   Power Ranking: 52
    

2. Land of the Loft

   Logan Circle, Shaw, Mount Vernon Square, Chinatown/Penn Quarter

   Power Ranking: 44
    

3. Banana Republic Republic

   Georgetown

   Power Ranking: 43
    

4. Carryouter Banks

   Anacostia, Fairlawn, Barry Farm, Buena Vista

   Power Ranking: 43
    

5. Sacramento

   Brookland, University Heights

   Power Ranking: 43
    

6. Laptopia

   Dupont Circle, Kalorama Heights, West End, Foggy Bottom

   Power Ranking: 42
    

7. Connecticut, D.C.

   Woodley Park, Cleveland Park, Forest Hills, North Cleveland Park

   Power Ranking: 40
    

8. Notyetworth

   Petworth, Brightwood, Brightwood Park, Manor Park, Crestwood

   Power Ranking: 38
    

9. Hubcapitol Hill

   Edgewood, Langdon, Ivy City, Trinidad, Kingman Park, Brentwood Village

   Power Ranking: 38

10. Liquorridor

    Adams Morgan, Mount Pleasant, Columbia Heights, Pleasant Plains

    Power Ranking: 38
     

11. Episcopalia

    Burleith, Glover Park, Cathedral Heights, McLean Gardens

    Power Ranking: 34
     

12. Upper Caucasia

    Chevy Chase, Hawthorne, Barnaby Woods, Pinehurst Circle

    Power Ranking: 31
     

13. Subarubia

    Tenleytown, Friendship Heights, American University Park

    Power Ranking: 30
     

14. Mild, Mild West

    Palisades, Spring Valley, Wesley Heights, Senate Heights, Foxhall, Foxhall Village

    Power Ranking: 28
     

15. The Dissed-Trict

    Congress Heights, Washington Highlands, Bellevue, Shipley Terrace

    Power Ranking: 25
     

16. Affordia

    Deanwood, Burrville, Lincoln Heights

    Power Ranking: 25
     

17. Turrets Syndrome

    Bloomingdale, LeDroit Park, Eckington, Park View

    Power Ranking: 23
     

18. Granolan Heights

    Takoma, Shepherd Park, Colonial Village, Lamond-Riggs

    Power Ranking: 21
     

19. HUDson Valley

    Marshall Heights, Benning Heights, Capitol View

    Power Ranking: 21

20. The Bungalowlands

    Riggs Park, Michigan Park, Woodridge, Fort Lincoln, Gateway

    Power Ranking: 20
     

21. Lawn and Order

    Randle Highlands, Twining, Penn Branch, Fort Dupont Park, Fairfax Village, Garfield Heights, Hillcrest

    Power Ranking: 20
     

22. Nats Flats

    Southwest, Navy Yard, Buzzard Point

    Power Ranking: 17
     

23. Drive-Over Country

    Mayfair Parkside, Eastland Gardens, River Terrace, Greenway

    Power Ranking: 14
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* A neighborhood's power ranking is the total of its arbitrary rank in six categories: kid-friendliness, housing, eats, consumer goods, nightlife and culture, and intangibles. Power rankings are authoritative in all respects.